jintomon- ” da njan ente wife ne divorce cheyyan povaa, aval ennodu mindiyittu 6 masam aayi
tintumon- ” da onnu koodi aalochichittu madhi, inganathe bharyamare ippo kittanilla…
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How much?
jintappan-”da tintu, oru kalyanam kazhichu life set aavan ethra chilavu varum?”
tintumon- “ariyillada, ente achanokke ippolum chilavakki kondirikkanu… set aavanilla
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Common thing
kunjumon- ”whats common beween girlfriend and a bubble gum??
tintumon-”At first they are both soft then sticky….. ”
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Men first
father- ”Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman?
tintumon-”To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments…!!
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Ford
Teacher:Ford enthanu?
Tintu:Ford vandi aanu…
Teacher:Oxford entanu?
Tintu:Kaalavandi aanu….
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Young Age….
Tintu mon invented New Style of Proposing:
Tintumon : Can I take ur Photo?
Chuchumol : y?
Tintu: Just Wanted 2 Show My kid Tat how Mom Looked in her Young age.
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Prince
1000 sms ayachittum oru sms polum thirichu ayakkanja chchumolkku avasnam tintumon oru sms ayachu….
1. No Balance.
2. No Free SMS Package. r
3. No guts 2 Disturb a Prince….
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Kiss
kuttumon-”The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..??
tintumon- ”Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds…..”
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Narakam
Tintu :”neeyengottadi? ?”
Bharya:”narakathilek ku..”
Tintu :”ennal nintappanodu ente vishesham parayane”
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Biscuit love
Biscuit shopile penninu tintumonnte love letter: Dear Marie,today is goodday.U
have krack’jacked my little heart.Now i am in 50-50 position.Plz dont play
hide n seek.ninte swantham tiger…..
3 idiots
tintumonum,jintappa num,kunjappanum orumichu bikil pogumbol police kai kaanichu.
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police- ” 3 per oru bike il pogunnadhu kuttakaramanennu ariyille…?
tintumon- ” ariyam sir, adhu kondu kunjappane veetil irakkanayi pogugayanu sir…appol 2 per aagumallo
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Stop Name
Tintumon & Dandumol @ Bus!
Conductor Dandumolodu: Engotta pokende
Dandumol: oru “East Fort”
Conductor: Kutikku Malayalathil “kizhakke kottaa” ennu parayan ariyathille…
Conductor Tintumonodu: Ivide Engotta pokende
Tintumon: oru “prathima” (STATUE)
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Getting Married
Tintu: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook meal.
Tintu: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Tintu: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married.
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B4 & after mariage
tintu’s gf: chandran evide anu?
tintu: 2 chndran und. onn akashathu onn neeyum
after marriage
wyf: chandran evide anu?
tintu: phaa. ninte kann potti poyodi.. aa molil kanunnath ninte appan bulb kathichu vechathanodi?
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