Changatham

A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her 
At the door. 

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?' 

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman. 

SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?' 

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily. 

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' 

MUM: 'If you must know, I make  $20 an hour.' 

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. 

SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?" 

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' 

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut 
The door.. 

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? 

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think: 

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. 

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked. 

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy. 

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.' 

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. 

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. 

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother. 

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled. 

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied. 

'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. 
I would like to have dinner with you.' 

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness. 

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

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English Proverbs and Malayalam Interpretations

(eg. For a visit from South India to Delhi & return : 6000 km)

[i.e.. 2.66 lakh/month]

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :

(Nearly 855 crores)

Latest update after Swiss Bank has agreed to disclose the funds&. 

Our Indians' Money - 70, 00,000 Crores Rupees In Swiss Bank 

1) Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks. This is the highest amount lying outside any country, from amongst 180 countries of the world, as if India is the champion of Black Money. 

2) Swiss Government has officially written to Indian Government that they are willing to inform the details of holders of 70 lakh crore rupees in their Banks, if Indian Government officially asks them. 

3) On 22-5-08, this news has already been published in The Times of India and other Newspapers based on Swiss Government's official letter to Indian Government. 

4) But the Indian Government has not sent any official enquiry to Switzerland for details of money which has been sent outside India between 1947 to 2008.. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so because most of the amount is owned by politicians and it is every Indian's money. 

5) This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13 times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the Center s yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1 lakh to each of 45 crore poor families. 

6) Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh Crores, then how much money is lying in other 69 Banks? How much they have deprived the Indian people? Just think, if the Account holder dies, the bank becomes the owner of the funds in his account. 

7) Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma? What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they own/use such money, generated out of corruption and exploitation? 

8) Indian people have read and have known about these facts. But the helpless people have neither time nor inclination to do anything in the matter. This is like "a new freedom struggle" and we will have to fight this. 

9) This money is the result of our sweat and blood.. The wealth generated and earned after putting in lots of mental and physical efforts by Indian people must be brought back to our country. 

10) As a service to our motherland and your contribution to this struggle,please circulate at least 10 copies of this note amongst your friends and relatives and convert it into a mass movement. 

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ               

(Passing requires 4 correct answers) 


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 

2) Which country makes Panama hats? 

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 

7) What was King George VI's first name? 

8) What color is a purple finch? 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?  
  

 


Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. 

Check your answers below .  

        

 

                    

 

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?  116 years 

2) Which country makes Panama hats?    Ecuador 
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?    Sheep and Horses 

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?    November 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?    Squirrel fur 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?    Dogs 

7) What was King George VI's first name?    Albert 

8) What colour is a purple finch?    Crimson 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?    New Zealand 

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?    Orange (of course) 


What do you mean, you failed? Me, too. 

(And if you try to tell me you passed, you lie!) 

Pass this on to some brilliant friends, so they may feel useless  too.              

(Passing requires 4 correct answers) 


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 

2) Which country makes Panama hats? 

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? 

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? 

7) What was King George VI's first name? 

8) What color is a purple finch? 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? 

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?  
  

 


Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass. 

Check your answers below .  

        

 

                    

 

ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ 

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?  116 years 

2) Which country makes Panama hats?    Ecuador 
3) From which animal do we get cat gut?    Sheep and Horses 

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?    November 

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?    Squirrel fur 

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?    Dogs 

7) What was King George VI's first name?    Albert 

8) What colour is a purple finch?    Crimson 

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?    New Zealand 

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?    Orange (of course) 


What do you mean, you failed? Me, too. Apr 30

Hindi or(?????) Professor Speaking English

FACTS TO MAKE EVERY Indian PROUD 




Q. Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard (hp) ? 
A. Rajiv Gupta 


Q. Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today's computers run on it)? 
A. Vinod Dahm 


Q. Who is the third richest man on the world? 
A. According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, it is Azim Premji, who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6 th position now. 

Q. Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world's No.1 web based email program)? 
A. Sabeer Bhatia 

Q. Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, Unix to name a few)? 
A. Arun Netravalli 

Q. Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems? 
A. Sanjay Tejwrika 




Q. Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey & Stanchart? 
A. Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar. 

Q. We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America , even faring better than the whites and the natives. 
There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA (1.5% of population). YET, 
38% of doctors in USA are Indians. 
12% scientists in USA are Indians. 
36% of NASA scientists are Indians. 
34% of Microsoft employees are Indians. 
28% of IBM employees are Indians. 
17% of INTEL scientists are Indians. 
13% of XEROX employees are! Indians. 


Some of the following facts may be known to you. These facts were recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA . 
1. India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history. 
2. India invented the Number system. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta. 
3. The world's first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4 th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education. 
4. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software. 

5. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans. 
6. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth. 

7. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH. 
8. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is now k! nown as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6 th Century which is long before the European mathematicians. 

9. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India . Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11 th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 10 53. 
10. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world. 

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi. 
12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra. 

13. Chess was invented in India . 
14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known in ancient India . 
15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley ( Indus Valley Civilisation). 
16. The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC. 


Quotes about India . 
We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made. 
Albert Einstein. 




India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition. 
Mark Twain. 

If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India . 
French scholar Romain Rolland. 

India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border. 
Hu Shih 
(former Chinese ambassador to USA ) 


ALL OF THE ABOVE IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG, THE LIST COULD BE ENDLESS. 
BUT, if we don't see even a glimpse of that great India in the India that we see today, it clearly means that we are not working up to our potential; and that if we do, we could once again be an evershining and inspiring country setting a bright path for rest of the world to follow. 
I hope you enjoyed it and work towards the welfare of INDIA . 


Say proudly, I AM AN INDIAN. 

PASSIVE VOICE 



teacher: Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake” 
tintumon: ” I was made by a mistake” 




INTERVIEW 


Actress: Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu. 
Tintumon: Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!! 




BUS STOP 


Tintumon at a bus stop…. 
A man asked: “Kottarakkarakku ippol bus undo?” 
Tintumon: “Ariyilla, Adoor Bhasikku oru jeepundu….” 




PRACTICAL EXAM 


Tintumon attended bio practical exam.. 
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg. 
. 
Tintumon: I dont know. 
. 
Examiner: u fail. 
. 
Whats ur name ? 
. 
Tintumon: See my leg & tell. 






DOCTOR 


Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu 
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu. 
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor. 






SAMAYAM 


Kedakkiya oru timepiece achante kayyil koduthu Tintumon: 
Samayam parayamo? 
Achan: Samayam parayanamengil minimum Valiya soochiyum cheriya soochiyum evida ennariyanam. 
Kurachalochicha sesham Tintumon: 
Valiya Soochi nammude kinattil. Cheriya soochi Arichakkil.. ini Samayam para 
Achan: Iswara!! 




APARA BUDHI 


Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka 
“Kriyathmagam” 
Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!! 

Tintumonoda Kali… 




GEOGRAPHY 


Teacher: “Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?” 
Tintumon: “Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. 
Ennittu padickam !” 








MATHEMATICS 

Tintumon was doing his maths homework. 

He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven. 
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine…” 

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, 
“What are you doing?” 

Tintumon answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.” 

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked. 

“Yes,” he answered. 

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, 
“What are you teaching my son in maths?” 

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.” 

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus 
two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?” 

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, 

“What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, 
is four.” 









RESULT 


Meenu: “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?” 
Tintumon: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”. 









KAVITHA 


Dundumon: Cheruppam muthale kavitha enteyoru weakness anu…Ninakko?? 
Tintumon: Kavitha mathramalla avalude aniyathimarum ente weakness ayirunnu! 




DRIVING 

Tintu in driving school 
Driving Seatil Irikkunna Tintumonod Gearil Pidichu Kondu 
Aashan:- 1st Engotta? 
Tintumon:-First Mamante Veettil Pokam 




GOOD NEWS 


Tintumon : Achaa,Oru santhosha vaartha undu! 
Achan : Entha ? 
Tintumon : Achan Paranjille njan ee thavanthe exams enkilum pass aayaal enikku 1000 Rs tharaamennu !!!! 
Achan : Uvvu !!! 
Tintumon : Achante 1000 rs poyitilla….happy aayeelle…? 





PROGRESS REPORT 


TEACHER: Eda Tintu.. Da Ninte Progress Report.. mothom MOTTAYA… oru vandi vilichh veetttil etichoo… 
TINTUMON: Sheri…. Athil teacher “HANDLE WITH CARE” ennu koodi ezuthikkoo…. Appan chilappo eduthu eriyumm…… 







LOKAVASAANAM 


Teacher: Lokam avasanikkunna divasam bhayankara idiyum minnalum undakum.. 
. 
. 
. 
Tintumon: annu school uchakk vidumo teachere? 




NJAN AARA? 


Tintumon gundumolod : ” Aa principal enthoru mandanaa ” 
Gundumol : (deshyathode) ” Njan aaranennu aryamo ?” 
Tintumon : “Illaa.. ” 
Gundumol: ” Njan principalinte molaa ” 
Tintumon : ” Ohooo.. enna njan aaranenu aryamo ??” 
Gundumol : “Illa.. aaraa ?? ” 

Tintumon : “Rakshapettuu !!! “ 






SATHYAM 


Tintumon: Njann innalai cricket bat kondu T.V. thalli pottichu..Achan chodichappol njaana cheythathu ennum paranju..Pakshe achan ennai onnum cheythilla.. 
Teacher: Kando..atha Sathyathinte vila .. 
Tintumon: Kuntham..Appozhum cricket bat entai kaiyil undarunnu,atha achan mindanjathu 






V_GUARD 


tintumol: tv poyi, ac poyi, fridge poyi ellam poyi.. 
tintumon: v-guard stabilizer illa alle? 
tintumol: illa.. 

tintumon: nannayi, allenkil athum poyene…. 




LOAN FROM BANK 




Manager:ningalkku bank Interest illathe anu panam tharunnathu.. 
Tintumon: Enikk thirich adakkaanum valiya interest onnumilla..!!! 








TRANSISTOR 


‘viva’kku chennirunna tintu monodu external: 
“This is transistor. I dont know anything about this. Can you explain?” 

Tintumon: “Sir nte avastha thanneyaanu enikkum. dont know anything.” 





IN BAR 


Tintumonum Achanum Achante Friendum Bar-il kayari. 
Achan ordered for 2 Beer and 1 Ice cream. 
Tintumon Achanodu. “Entha Achaa… Achante Friend Beer kudikkukayille?” 





TEACHER 


Behind every successful student there is one good teacher. 
But what about failed student? 

Tintu mon: A beautiful teacher..!

Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning

But this time..... 
After Winning the Match

Tony Greg : So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!

Inzamam : Thanks Tony?,?.! All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi. It was tight situation when he went in. Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions. It's all team effort. we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.


Tony fainted!!!!!!