A woman came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find her 5-year old son waiting for her 
At the door. 

SON: 'Mummy, may I ask you a question?' 

MUM: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the woman. 

SON: 'Mummy, how much do you make an hour?' 

MUM: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the woman said angrily. 

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?' 

MUM: 'If you must know, I make  $20 an hour.' 

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down. 

SON: "Mummy, may I please borrow $5?" 

The mother was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.' 

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut 
The door.. 

The woman sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions.. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? 

After about an hour or so, the woman had calmed down, and started to think: 

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.The woman went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door. 

'Are you asleep, son?' She asked. 

'No Mummy, I'm awake,' replied the boy. 

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the woman. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.' 

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you Mummy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. 

The woman saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. 

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his mother. 

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the mother grumbled. 

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied. 

'Mummy, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. 
I would like to have dinner with you.' 

The mother was crushed. She put her arms around her little son, and she begged for his forgiveness. 

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life.. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $20 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of hours. But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.

U may hav 3 Reasons 4 Not SMSing Me:
1. No Balance.
2. No Free SMS Package. r
3. No guts 2 Disturb a Prince….
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Kiss
kuttumon-”The reason why most of the men prefer to KISS women’s lips..??

tintumon- ”Thats the best & probably the only way to shut a woman’s mouth for at least some seconds…..”
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Narakam
Tintu :”neeyengottadi? ?”
Bharya:”narakathilek ku..”
Tintu :”ennal nintappanodu ente vishesham parayane”
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Biscuit love
Biscuit shopile penninu tintumonnte love letter: Dear Marie,today is goodday.U 

have krack’jacked my little heart.Now i am in 50-50 position.Plz dont play
hide n seek.ninte swantham tiger…..
3 idiots
tintumonum,jintappa num,kunjappanum orumichu bikil pogumbol police kai kaanichu. 
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police- ” 3 per oru bike il pogunnadhu kuttakaramanennu ariyille…?
tintumon- ” ariyam sir, adhu kondu kunjappane veetil irakkanayi pogugayanu sir…appol 2 per aagumallo
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Stop Name
Tintumon & Dandumol @ Bus! 

Conductor Dandumolodu: Engotta pokende
Dandumol: oru “East Fort”
Conductor: Kutikku Malayalathil “kizhakke kottaa” ennu parayan ariyathille…
Conductor Tintumonodu: Ivide Engotta pokende
Tintumon: oru “prathima” (STATUE)
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Getting Married
Tintu: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.

Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t cook meal.
Tintu: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Tintu: Because the poor fool is thinking about getting married. 
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B4 & after mariage
tintu’s gf: chandran evide anu?

tintu: 2 chndran und. onn akashathu onn neeyum
after marriage
wyf: chandran evide anu?
tintu: phaa. ninte kann potti poyodi.. aa molil kanunnath ninte appan bulb kathichu vechathanodi?

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English Proverbs and Malayalam Interpretations

 

 

 

(eg. For a visit from South India to Delhi & return : 6000 km)

[i.e.. 2.66 lakh/month]

For 534 MPs, the expense for 5 years :

(Nearly 855 crores)

Latest update after Swiss Bank has agreed to disclose the funds&. 

Our Indians' Money - 70, 00,000 Crores Rupees In Swiss Bank 

1) Yes, 70 lakhs crores rupees of India are lying in Switzerland banks. This is the highest amount lying outside any country, from amongst 180 countries of the world, as if India is the champion of Black Money. 

2) Swiss Government has officially written to Indian Government that they are willing to inform the details of holders of 70 lakh crore rupees in their Banks, if Indian Government officially asks them. 

3) On 22-5-08, this news has already been published in The Times of India and other Newspapers based on Swiss Government's official letter to Indian Government. 

4) But the Indian Government has not sent any official enquiry to Switzerland for details of money which has been sent outside India between 1947 to 2008.. The opposition party is also equally not interested in doing so because most of the amount is owned by politicians and it is every Indian's money. 

5) This money belongs to our country. From these funds we can repay 13 times of our country's foreign debt. The interest alone can take care of the Center s yearly budget. People need not pay any taxes and we can pay Rs. 1 lakh to each of 45 crore poor families. 

6) Let us imagine, if Swiss Bank is holding Rs. 70 lakh Crores, then how much money is lying in other 69 Banks? How much they have deprived the Indian people? Just think, if the Account holder dies, the bank becomes the owner of the funds in his account. 

7) Are these people totally ignorant about the philosophy of Karma? What will this ill-gotten wealth do to them and their families when they own/use such money, generated out of corruption and exploitation? 

8) Indian people have read and have known about these facts. But the helpless people have neither time nor inclination to do anything in the matter. This is like "a new freedom struggle" and we will have to fight this. 

9) This money is the result of our sweat and blood.. The wealth generated and earned after putting in lots of mental and physical efforts by Indian people must be brought back to our country. 

10) As a service to our motherland and your contribution to this struggle,please circulate at least 10 copies of this note amongst your friends and relatives and convert it into a mass movement. 

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Sivananda Shenoy is a short story writer, since seventies. Already published two books. " Kichuvinu Sambhavichathu " and "Karthavil Viswasicha sthree".

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