Changatham

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

  MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage

LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

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Book:

 Thiroanthiram dishanary

Author: Alampu Payalu

mallu

തിരുവന്തോരം ഡിക്ഷ്ണറി.... Feb 08 2010 12:57:35 Gre8 disnary......but only useful in truvanthoram and around

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Dear Friends,

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"Agar koi tumhari salary na increase kare, tumhe promotion na de, tum kam karte raho....
sirf kam hi nehi zada kam karo.......
promotion ki ummed na karo....... Dekhna, Uski aatma ek din jaroor jaagegi.
Aur vo tumhe salary hike aur promotion zaroor dega" Aur agar fir bhi koi salary hike aur promotion nahi mile , to uske paas jana, use ek Guldasta dena.... aur Vinamrata se kehna.......


I am resigning
and
GET WELL SOON MAMU

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Happy New Year! Happy 2010 to you and your family.

Forwarding a nice thought on this new year.

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To Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M

Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday).  With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. 

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Ramya was about to leave office after finishing her work. She got a call from her husband Karthi,

RAMYA(R): "Hello, yes Karthi".


KARTHI(K): "Ramya, can you open my gmail and get a print out of the mail from that USconsultant I forgot to take it in my office"

(R): "Yes, I can, I need your password"

(K): "jeni22091980"

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One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning.
There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea.

While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond and all the stones he threw were diamonds as well.
He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...
Moral of the story: Below

Do not get up early in the morning...

ഹല്ലോ ജോസുകുട്ടിയല്ലേ?"
"അതേ"

"തിരുവല്ലേന്ന് സണ്ണിച്ചായനാടാ,,"
"...................."

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